October 2011
57 posts
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Today in PreCal I asked to go to the bathroom..
He told me to hurry. I told him, “I’ll be as swift as the coursing river.” and laughed all the way to the bathroom and back. 
Oct 29th
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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 
Oct 29th
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what’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Oct 28th
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God bless this man...
Oct 28th
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So I meet a guy at a party. One day later..
HIM: ME:
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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HARRY POTTER THEME SONG COMES ON PANDORA...
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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“Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling...”
– Lemony Snicket
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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McFassy Tuesday :)
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Fangirling has officially taken priority over...
Oct 25th
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Anonymous asked: IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is bakermyriemm121320
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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truth & hilarity
Oct 22nd
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Thank you Season of The Witch, for your biological and historical inaccuracies….
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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reaction to.... "take this lollipop"....
ME:
Oct 19th
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ITS TUESDAY...........finally
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Its grandpa sweater week!!!!
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Letting it all out, after years of not letting myself cry, is the most refreshing feeling of my life. And the most honest I’ve ever been with myself.
Oct 16th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Dear "The Company Men",
Thanks for making me worry about my future even more than I usually do. Sincerely, I am so screwed
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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“Never lose the ability to find beauty in everyday things.”
– daily fortune cookie
Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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ListenI need a time machine STAT!
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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I just got trolled by a virtual fortune cookie....
Oct 8th
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wait.........It's already past midnight?
Oct 6th
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Fassy looks dapper in his tux....
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th