June 2011
41 posts
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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“Bitch! You don’t know my culture!”
– Rachael’s eyes when a white person speaks spanish
Jun 29th
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“You see this?!!” - holding a dollar bill - “This is the white...”
– crazy black man following my mother around in New York
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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I just saw someone say Batman isn't a real...
vintzent: shortkiddeepvoice:
Jun 29th
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“It’s easier to say who you are not, than who you are.”
– Brigid Ludwig
Jun 21st
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EZRA FITZ = out of control
I am truly struggling against the urge to not go COMPLETEY fangirl mode on here about Mr. Fitz on Pretty Little Liars. So instead of posting a picture and beging him to teach at Creekview, I shall tell of our first encounter. 2 days ago I sat at home, bored. I was flipping through channels and landed on a Pretty Little Liars Marathon. So basically I got a little too invested in the plot and ended...
Jun 16th
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Jun 13th
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Made My Day 6/12/11
Today I warned a little boy at half price books that I ate small children… …he just laughed and replied “I like you. you’re funny.”
Jun 13th
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My inner historian screamed...
I’ve always had this picture of my grandfather receiving a medal in WWII. which I always thought was cool because it was so old. but little did I know that there was a picture behind it…a history nerd’s greatest fantasy. I took a look at all the sailors grouped around the captain signing a paper of some kind. I looked on the back and a wide grin stretched across my face. It said...
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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*DROOL*
Maroon 5, September 23rd 2 tickets: LOWER 101 ROW A!!!!! ($600 each) I would DEFINITELY sacrifice my little sister to the fire gods for these tickets….if only *sigh*
Jun 8th
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Awkward cat moment #1
My cat won’t stop licking my belly button…. I have no boundaries…:(
Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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HOP OFF
The following hoes are going to make tumblr mainstream (which will result in their mysterious death) and aren’t nearly hipster enough to be on here: Michael Ferguson (lifeasIcurrentlyknowit) - a lil hipster Kevin King (themillenialthought) - DEFINITELY a mainstream lover
Jun 5th
Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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“Hey, I’m having friends over and I told them all that you were pretty....”
– my little sister
Jun 4th
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“I find it unusual that it is more socially acceptable to complain about what you...”
– Phil Lout
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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when whip my hair comes on...
dontyalovehermadly: love these two people. Anne Hathaway and Jake of course! 
Jun 3rd
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Summer Checklist 2011
1. Get tan (while staying moisturized) 2. Read Tom Sawyer 3. Discover new hair do’s 4. Master the imitation of Schizophrenia 5. Memorize and cut script for interp 6. Write poetry 7. Swim alot - perfect my dive 8. take bike rides w/ friends 9. eat NO beef or pork check 10. thread hair 11. Have adventures in the woods 12. make new friends 13. have daily bible study 14. go to a...
Jun 3rd
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I am content. God is good.
Jun 3rd
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“But thy eternal summer shall not fade.”
– William Shakespeare
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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“Dinner in a restaurant? Ew! Too mainstream.”
– my hipster friends
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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