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Aug 30th

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underhanded generosity: 5 Legal Ways To Get Free... →

political-linguaphile: howtodropoutofschool: 1. Open Culture: Not a large a selection, but high quality texts. If you just want to skim a book to brush up on a course you took in ninth grade, download one of these. I have yet to be disappointed. 2. Book Boon: Provides free…

Aug 30th

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Very rarely do we find someone who genuinely cares for our well being, who has our best interest as their priority, who has an unending capacity to love others, who dedicates themselves to the support of those that choose to put their trust in their hands. They are rare but they exist. If we would only search, we could avoid investing in those that do not invest in us. We must raise the bar...

Aug 29th

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Aug 28th

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When my friends are making faces while I’m trying to flirt.

Aug 28th

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Last Post of The Sumner

So many feels right now. Realizing the alumni are really gone. Realizing how far I’ve come. Realizing i’m at a milestone. Realizing this is my last chance. Realizing this is it… LET’S DO THIS

Aug 27th

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Reblog with a different word for boobs, only use...

 Boobs.
 Tits
 Breasticles.
 The Girls
 Breasts
 Boobles
 THEM.
 Crumbcatchers
 Chesticles.
 The Cleavage
 Boobies
 Marshmallow Hell.
 Dirty pillows
 Nunga Nungas
 Ta-Tas
 Chichis
 Thunder-n'-Lightning.
 The Smotherers
 Teets
 Chest Lumps
 Titteeehs
 Melons

Aug 26th

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Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:

Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question? 
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.

Aug 26th

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To the pain

Prince Humperdinck: To the death!
Westley: No! To the pain!
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. 'To the pain' means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand, let's get on with it.
Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: 'Dear God! What is that thing?!' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. Drop. Your. Sword.